- It’s not gonna make you any money
- It’s not like a real job
- I don’t really read, sorry.
- What do you write? Is it like Fifty Shades of Grey?
- Sorry to disturb you.
- Not busy, are you?
- You’re always on your phone or laptop or writing something down.
- How many books have you written? (And whatever your answer is will always be disappointing).
- Is it like — or like —
- I’ve always wanted to write a book.
- You must be so smart.
- I think I’m gonna write a book.
- What does this word mean?
- Why don’t you go outside, get some fresh air?
- What have you done today? (And writing is a not a good enough answer).
- I really liked your book/post (but they didn’t really know anything about it).
- I’ll buy your books (and they just don’t, they never do).
- The unenthusiastic “oh” when you say you’re a writer.
- Why won’t you come out with us?
- I know a great story you can write!
- Why don’t you do this? Why don’t you do that?
- It’s a bit long…
- I don’t get it…
- You should really get out more.
- It’s not a realistic dream.
Things Writers Are Tired of Hearing
S. R. Crawford 